Saturday, September 8, 2012
Would You Rather...
In the car the other day, Emma and Gramma were play the 'Would You Rather...' game that Emma invented. They had been playing for a while, but I was only half paying attention. For whatever reason, this is when I started paying more attention:
Emma to Gramma- "Would you rather be a 'D' or an 'A'?"
Gramma- "An 'A' so I could be first."
Emma- "You could be an apple, or appaloosa. Would you rather be a 'P' or an 'F'?"
Mama- "I would rather be an 'F' because 'P' ends up the butt of a lot of jokes. Would you rather be a ballerina or a construction worker?"
Gramma- "A construction worker because I get to build things. Emma, would you rather be rich, beautiful, or intelligent?
Emma- "I am already beautiful, so I would like to be rich."
Mama- "Do you know what intelligent means?"
Emma- "Um, no."
Mama- "It means smart."
Emma- Oh, well I am already smart too, so I would rather be rich."
(This led to a short conversation about money, beauty, and intelligence)
Da- "Emma, would you rather have feet that smell or a nose that runs?"
Emma, Gramma and I just started laughing. Sometimes Da is just hilarious :0)